VHP declares BEEF as integral part of Hindu Life

In the three day closed conference held by the sangh parivar to decide on hindu practices for the 21^st century India, VHP declared eating cow as integral part of Hindu society. In a statement by Parveen, he said Hindus were eating cow till 11^th century AD, it was during the time of muslim rule that hindus were denied beef.Muslims who came from the land where there were no cows, realized the strength of hindus coming from eating cows, conspired with the Buddhists to stop hindus from eating it. The gullible hindus fell for it.  Praveen said, VHP would launch nation wide Gau wapsi programme to encourage Hindus to return to their mother food.

Various Leaders reaction:

Arjunan of Hindu Cow katchi, welcomed the decision, and said hindus have always killed and ate things they loved most after offering it to their god, the cow is the most revered animals for the hindus, and it is natural for them to offer it as a sacrifice and eat it. Ram gopal another leader from the sangh said that this will increase our chances of winning cricket matches against Pakistan and USA. And he thanks Gow shakthi for it.

The sankar mutt, quoted from vedas and Upanishad about the cow significance in Hindu cuisine, and released a mantra which should be uttered while eating it to their devotees.

Kancha Illaya: It is a conspiracy to saffronise dalitism. Just like upper caste hindus took away Ayurveda, karnatic music, bhrathanatyam, they want to take away beef from the dalits. This means, dalits will be denied eating it.

Poolulagin Nanbargal: This shows the utter disregard for the animal rights. The aggressive hindutva forces want to kill cows, because they want to promote chemical farming. There is a clear corporate lobby which is promoting it. We will organize one day VEGAN FOOD festival this month.

Veeramani: This is another conspiracy of the Aryan north Indians to subjugate Dravidians. They are doing it so that Dravidians die of high cholesterol. We all know that Tamils were originally vegetrarians, our original religion was Jainism which abhorred killing of animals. Following thiruvalluvar, we should not fall for this Aryan conspiracy.

VAIKO, said this hurts the tamil sentiments, by forcing tamils to eat will jeopardize the eelam cause.

The VHP spokesperson said, at the end of the conclave, we can expect more such edicts.